What did we do last night that was yellow?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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