They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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