ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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