Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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