What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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