To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
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