i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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