I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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