Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
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You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
