Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
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We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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