I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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