what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Randomize
