return my video game
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
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Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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