Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
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I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
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I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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