No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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