wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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