I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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