Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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