who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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