I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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