I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
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You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
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i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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