I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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