ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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