Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
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When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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