did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
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just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
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i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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