Three words: puerto rican gang bang
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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