when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
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Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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