Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
We have so much sex to catch up on
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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