we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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