Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
