so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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