So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
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Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
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I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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