break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
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Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
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Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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