I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
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He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
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When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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