Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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