i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
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so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
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Every concussion has its silver lining
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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