So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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