Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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