Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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