I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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