im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
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the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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