I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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