I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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