i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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