ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
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He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
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I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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