i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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