I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
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On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
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Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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