Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
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So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
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I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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