Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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