whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
you inspire me to be a worse person
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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