Michael Bay diarrhea
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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