Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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