My pussy is not your playground.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
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I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
What a dumb baby whore.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
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"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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