Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
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this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
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Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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