No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
