Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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