This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
