I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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