Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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